#🎬ʟᴇꜰᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ: ɢʟᴏʀɪᴀ; ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ

[erthlyheavn]

THE TIME HAS COME-

Ava - Mammon's Secretary

Bonnie - Satan's Secretary

Rosette - Belphagor's Secretary/Head Nurse

Invidia - Leviathan's Secretary

Evelyn - Beelzebub's Secretary

Gloria - Lucifer's Secretary

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She hesitantly takes his hat and looks down at it before glancing back up at him, brows knitted together in utter confusion. Did he just want her to hold it for right now or set it aside or something?

"...Yes, I believe he wanted it to be a more 'casual' meeting." She decides to just set his hat aside on her desk and begins writing up a response. "Oh, don't forget, you also have a business meeting with one of the Overlords tomorrow morning."

@cxciditfilius

´´ Perfect . That means I can squeeze in some me time beforehand . ´´

He removes his hat & hands it to the secretary .

´´ Does he want me to dine with him ? You know what , tell him I'll do it if he doesn't throw as big of a scene as last time . ´´

Is he playing up his suave for no reason ? Yes , yes he is .

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Also, here's a quick rundown of the secretaries gender and sexualities!

Transwoman, she/her; asexual-aromantic

Genderfluid; she/he/they; bisexual

Cis-female; she/they; pansexual

Cis-female; she/her; Demisexual

Non-binary; she/they; lesbian

Cis-female; she/her; gray-asexual

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[Candy -> Secretary Squad™] It's Friday night, you know what that means~?

[Evelyn -> Secretary Squad™] GIRLS NIGHT!!!!!!

[Bonnie -> Secretary Squad™] Where are we going tonight, gals?

[Ava -> Secretary Squad™] Better not be another club in Pride again

[Gloria -> Secretary Squad™] Yeah, well, some of us are kind of STUCK here.

[Invidia -> Secretary Squad™] Whatever. We'll be the hottest bitches wherever we go so what's it matter? Rosette, are you coming this time?

[Rosette -> Secretary Squad™] Oh, yes! I managed to find a sitter to look after my children. So I am able to attend the festivities this time :)

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THE MAJOR ARCANA

@diadxrling said: [THE SUN] and [JUDGMENT] for the secretaries

[THE SUN] - What makes them feel good? This can be happy, energized, revitalized, etc. It's all about good vibes, so what gives them to your muse?

Money. No, but seriously, Ava is a very materialistic person and the one thing that always makes her feel better, without fail, is spending her money on herself. She's worth it after all.

Bonnie always feels better after a tough workout session. She's health-conscious and finds time to exercise every day not only to keep in shape, but because she genuinely likes it.

After Candy gets home from work after a particularly long day is curl up on the couch with her queef, Coco, and watch trashy television. But what helps makes her feel good is taking the time for some self-care. She has lots of DIY "self-care" packages stored away to one she can take a day to pamper herself and it does help make her feel refreshed.

Evelyn feels most at peace when she's working on an art project. It gives her a sense of purpose and allows her creativity to flow. She's happiest when she's alone in her room with an easel in front of her and palette of paint beside her.

For Gloria, it's watching films. While her favorite genre are mysteries and or thrillers, she will watch other films if they capture her interest and that includes modern ones. She does like to set aside nights on the weekends to go to the cinema and catch the latest flick that isn't porn yftdkkdttddtk

Pretty much a combination of shopping, getting likes and compliments on her selfies, pampering herself, etc. Basically anything that has to do with having people just acknowledge her and stroke her ego makes her happy lol.

What makes Rosette happiest is spending quality time with her children. She spends so many hours of the day (and sometimes nights) at the hospital that she rarely ever sees her kids. But there are days she just wants some downtime to herself. During which, she likes to curl with a good book and hot cocoa and spend the day as leisurely as possible.

[JUDGMENT] - What was an epiphany/awakening they recently had? Did they realize something that they've been naive to? Did they discover something about themselves? What happened?

She recently discovered that she isn't as much of a frigid bitch as she likes to believe she is. She'll claim that she only thing she cares about is money but she has grown to care about one of the other secretaries to the point she is a little protective of her.

Bonnie has finally accepted that it's perfectly okay for her to dress femininely or be femme-presenting whenever she feels like it. Even if she feels that people don't expect it from her. Yeah, she likes her pantsuits that make her feel handsome, but sometimes, she just wants to wear a really pretty dress and put on makeup even though she feels like she doesn't have the body-type for it.

Candy is currently in the process of realizing that sometimes she does need a break from well...Everything and that's it okay to take some time for herself. She's not a machine and she deserves time to recuperate.

Evelyn is starting to look back at her childhood and wonder if her adoptive parents actually see her as a daughter....or a glorified pet. She's beginning to realize that her parents pretty much controlled every aspect of her life since her adoption and they still try to control her life through her adulthood. She's still trying to process it.

That everything was rigged against her from the start. She came to Hollywood to write films and be acknowledged for her work, but she realized that day was never going to come. Even if her screenplay got made into a film she was never going to get credit for her hard work. Life isn't fair and neither is the afterlife apparently. She's gotten used to it by now.

She's known it deep down for a long time but she's just recently come to terms with the fact that her family just straight up does not give a fuck about her. She's tried so hard to get their attention in any way possible and it just. Never worked. Now, she's getting the attention she craves through social media and whatever other ways she can.

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@cxciditfilius said: ´´ Gloria , could you be a doll and check when my meeting with Satan is ? I just can't seem to remember . And you know him , a real hothead that one . Best not be late . ´´

"Right away, sir." The feline sinner replied, glancing at her computer screen to check the calender with all the important dates. One look and one would know what a busy man the King of Hell was.

"Your meeting is at 7:30 pm. You still have some time to squeeze in a quick dinner unless you're planning on dining with Satan?"

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Anonymous said:

To all the secretarys

How do you feel about your boss personally?

"....I don't have any strong feelings about Mammon. He's my employer and the guy who writes my checks--in a manner of speaking. Nothing more."

She's LYING

"Satan is a great boss to work for! I'm sure a couple of us will say the same thing about the other sins but I feel like I really hit the jackpot. Plus, I get to occasionally put these guys-" The imp flexes her arm, showing off her muscles through her suit. "-To good use. What better job could I ask for?"

"I mean, I feel like I shouldn't have any real complaints about Lady Beelzebub. She's probably one of the best bosses to work for and she has been very patient with me considering this is my first job. But I can't help but feel like the work load she places on me is a little too heavy at times..."

"Having to deal with our king's spontaneous nature can be a bit...challenging at times. I cannot begin to tell you the amount of shenanigans he's dragged me into. Still, he pays me well. Very well. and he does make my afterlife more interesting. So, I don't have anything to complain about really."

"Most of my coworkers will often complain about Leviathan but like, they don't last long because they just don't know how to deal with him. I'm the only employee who's managed to outlast everyone else because I actually like Leviathan and I always make an effort to live up to his standards. Unlike some of those bitches."

"Lady Belphagor is a wonderful employer! I've worked for her for many years now. She's so understanding, especially whenever something comes up with my children that I have to leave work for. That is one of the reason why I have no desire to leave my current position."

"I like working for Lord Asmodeus! Yeah, the work can be...tiring but I get a lot of benefits and he's pretty chill for the most part. I never got on his bad side (thank Satan) so as long as I do my work, I don't think I have anything to worry about?"